Kirsty Mitchell - Wonderland Series →
brianne333: luthienthye: this is just Amazing! Breathtaking! … her artistry is impeccable … Oh my God, these photos are so beautiful.
Everything sounds better when you add "but...
Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
The Avengers: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Robert Frost: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I— I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Always Tearbending: The Avatar Fandom - Less than... →
alwaystearbending: I finished work late and near sprinted home through the rain, eager to return to the land of Tumblr. The Korra season finale had aired some hours before. The chatter among the fandom was bound to excite. Very soon I was at my laptop once again, tea to hand, ready to absorb the gossip. No manner… I find this way more funny then I should XD
SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7year-old...
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just an't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded "Yeah! Your body your life.")
My students are the shit.
the spaghetti doesn't stick: Misheard lyrics →
batchix: merrycalliope: tennine: tennine: Theres a bad moon on the rise = Theres a bathroom on the right. Im pretty sure my parents never corrected me because they were too busy loling. Hold me closer, Tony Danza. (Hold me closer, tiny dancer.) I always heard there’s a bathroom on… my sister always heard “The mud might keep better if we slept together” instead of...